Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
Certainly not the best friend of a the bravest, kindest, wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing…
Hey will you love me?…Wait, where are you going?…oh ok, guess not
That is literally the puss in boots.
She thinks we can’t see her.
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
I’m not saying I want… but I want…
Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!
The fact we STILL reblog these posts every Tuesday five seasons later should be convincing enough to bring Gabriel back already
Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat