READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
I wanted to be romantic.
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
my mother always told me to look death in the face
You know when you’re drowning you don’t actually inhale until right before you black out. It’s called voluntary apnea. It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won’t open your mouth until you feel like your head’s exploding. Then when you finally do let it in, that’s when it stops hurting. It’s not scary anymore. It’s.. actually kind of peaceful.
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
Tom Hiddleston dancing in Korea
this website is so toxic
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
I still find this funny
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
none of 1D will be solo artists after they break up because i feel like niall wouldn’t deal well with them being over so he’d stand front row at the shows of the solo one and just stare at them and he’d wait outside their hotel and stare at them, he’d just make sure he was everywhere they were just staring until they cracked